Im Phoebe, I'm 19. I have short hair and can't see things that are more than 10 feet away. I'm extremely sarcastic, and I am perpetually sick. I like jingly bracelets and never wearing shoes. Also, I hate mostly everyone, I love superhero movies and and Disney. And my blog consists mostly of #unf tags, things that I think are funny, and Tom Hiddleston.
Also, Tim Burton is god.
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dam0nalbarn: So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

half of me is sappy and romantic
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand

(Source: carasalimando, via the-listening)

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
  • plot twist: Garrett Nickelsen is actually Ryan Adams
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does anyone have a link to the avengers online? anyone? anyone at all?

i don’t even care if it’s really shitty quality
okay, i do, but still.

help me?
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I want your love And I want your avenge

labish:

I have no regrets making this

(via fuckyeahloldemort)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

when i have to go to the bathroom but that would require putting pants on and getting up and i really don’t have that kind of energy at the moment.
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i srsly need an avengers themed url.

help?